Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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