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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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