Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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