A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

your social life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Is maynaise an instrument?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

YOLO

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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