When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what is orange? an orange

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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