A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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