- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

your life

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

poop

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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