- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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