- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Don't believe in Atheists.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

people magazine

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Alchohol.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

i just wrote this so hard

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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