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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Your sex life.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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