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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Koalas mum is a slut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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