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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

im not food

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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