- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Racial Equality

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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