Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

I went to school. Then I came home.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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