Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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