Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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well now

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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This is an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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