A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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THE GAME.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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