- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

My parents died!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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