- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Are you Drew?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Anthony sucks

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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