- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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