Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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The Holocaust

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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