There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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