- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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