- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

David Cameron

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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