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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

HURT

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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