- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

HURT

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Yock

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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