- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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