- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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