what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your face

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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