Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

The Game.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I regret everything.....

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

knock knock who's there? hope

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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