- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Mullets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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