- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.