What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Sammi suck kyles chode

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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