What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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david weres the slug gone

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Bad grammers.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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robin, get in the car.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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