Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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ur gay

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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jibby jobby

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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