How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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