- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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