Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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The MLS

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man killed himself.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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