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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

William wright is Gay

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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