There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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