- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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