- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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