- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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