- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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