- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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