Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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