Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

haha Otarts was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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