what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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long in the tooth!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Matt is a Duster!

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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