- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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