My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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