- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Women's rights

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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