- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Homosexualism is so gay man

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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