What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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MySpace.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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YO FACE

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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VAL SUCKS

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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