- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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