- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

whats worse than school? Summer school

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

69

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??