How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Jews

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Knock knock *open*

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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