A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Ken wins!

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epic win?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A Serbian Film

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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