- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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