- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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