- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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