A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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