- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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