A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Tim and Eric

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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