- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Im cute hehehee

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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