A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Where's the dick??? east

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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