A person from Singapore eats

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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obama

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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