Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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