Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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