- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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