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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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