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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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