Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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