- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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