- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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