- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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