- Anti Joke

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

God. God.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Punching a baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.