- Anti Joke

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Mitt Romney

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.