- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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