- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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