Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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