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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is white and long? A New York winter

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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